Yak Admirers Gifts

"Sorry, doll, but, yak-wise, this is as good as it's going to get."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Boat wedding.

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Fishing Boat Derby

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

I'd rather be at the office.

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

Evolution...the decoy shark.

'The Russians seem to be retaliating. This one is being pulled by eight tiny yaks.'

"So you want to leave Germany when the Greens come to power. . . Will you take the yacht, the lear jet or should I get you a rubber dinghy?"

'Bravo Professor, you stumbled upon the one fact that makes sense of it all. Unfortunately humanity is not permitted to know that the Universe was designed by a committee of ducks.'

'I try to help when I can.'

Yacht Club: Valet Parking $25,000.

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

Insomniyak: 'You gotta help me, Doc! I toss and turn all night!'

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Unethical Accounting Methods...

'The IRS called, Lance. Something about an audit, but don't worry I covered for you. I said you couldn't be reached because you were on your yacht.'

"My wife got the sails in the divorce."