Yawn Enthusiasts Gifts

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

A man cheers

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

Yin and Yang VPs.

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

Dreams

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

The Lackadaisical Dog Walker

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'It's ironic really. We love kids most when they are unconscious!'

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

"Yawning is contagious. If he starts, zap him with the laser pointer immediately!"

Please Do Not Pounce on Art

'He's started jogging to work.'

'Byt the way, what have you been eating? Because your crap tastes like crap!'

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

Rip Van Winkle slept, slept and slept here.

Yin And Yang break up

Insomniyak: 'You gotta help me, Doc! I toss and turn all night!'

'Can Sophie join our slumber party? She can take a cat nap.'

Yawning is contagious.

"Remember when we could nap for hours without a break?"

Kung Foo Cat