Yawn Fighter Gifts

"Yawning is contagious. If he starts, zap him with the laser pointer immediately!"

A man cheers

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'Such petulance!'

'He has a great left hook,'

Yawn

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'What do we do now? I can't count to ten can you?'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'