Yawn Sharer Gifts

'Yes, spring fever is contagious. It's spread through yawning.'

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

A man cheers

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'What do you mean, our marriage license has expired?'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

"Yawning is contagious. If he starts, zap him with the laser pointer immediately!"

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

I can't stop yawning, either. Clams.

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Yawn

The party, after you left

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

'She blogged her first word today.'

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

"We'll you're never gonna get it."

Woolverine.

What a night. I slept like a baby. I thought you had insomnia. My doctor gave me Slumberesta, the new sleeping pill. That stuff really works? Puts your right down. Even for an unsuspecting old lady jacked up on caffeine. Huh? Zzz. I must be really boring.

"...and so I left Wall Street and made a killing in poetry."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

Yawning is contagious.

"Anything for the weekend?"

Just the usual, thanks.