Yawn Champion Gifts

'I warned you stamp collecting is a dangerous hobby, especially when your jaw keeps locking in a yawn.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

Super hero dog.

A man cheers

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Lighthouse Hammock.

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Wow...he's great at 'staying'.'

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'I'm promoting you...to Head of Power Naps...'

'You should enter the rhythmic breathing Olympics!'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.

"Yawning is contagious. If he starts, zap him with the laser pointer immediately!"

Yawn

'Uh-oh darling, I think we've really overslept.'

I can't stop yawning, either. Clams.

"I wasn't hibernating. I was resting my eyes."

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

What a night. I slept like a baby. I thought you had insomnia. My doctor gave me Slumberesta, the new sleeping pill. That stuff really works? Puts your right down. Even for an unsuspecting old lady jacked up on caffeine. Huh? Zzz. I must be really boring.

Yawning is contagious.

'Since he retired all he does is watch TV and vegetate.'

"Your issue should be simple to resolve. I'll just go and get someone less qualified to help you."