Yawning Enthusiast Gifts

'The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious yawning.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

A man cheers

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

Cow yin yang spots.

Yin and Yang VPs.

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.

"Yawning is contagious. If he starts, zap him with the laser pointer immediately!"

I can't stop yawning, either. Clams.

Yawn

"Every complaint should be seen as a learning opportunity, today you’re going to learn where to hide them."

Yin And Yang break up

What a night. I slept like a baby. I thought you had insomnia. My doctor gave me Slumberesta, the new sleeping pill. That stuff really works? Puts your right down. Even for an unsuspecting old lady jacked up on caffeine. Huh? Zzz. I must be really boring.

Yawning is contagious.

"This is our special isolation ward. You know how contagious yawning is..."

"What a match...have you seen that crazy guy running across the field? He was irritating players and fans! I want to know why the scurity guards did not stop him!" "Becase he was the referee."

"Just once, I wish you'd show the same energy at home as you do at work!"

The art of regifting

Yin Yang Dogs

"Ha ha. Stop by and say hello to your mother. Ha ha, that's a good one!"

'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'

Let Joey do the talking. He's always knows the perfect whine to go with broccoli casserole!

Musical Sketches - The orchestra during the performance of a tragedy

'Yes, spring fever is contagious. It's spread through yawning.'

'I warned you stamp collecting is a dangerous hobby, especially when your jaw keeps locking in a yawn.'

"I told him stamp collecting is a dangerous hobby. His jaw got locked in a yawn."

"Four terms in Congress have giveb me the kind of ying which I believe could make some real yang out here in the private sector."

Hiker yawns after seeing hole in a tree that resembles a yawning mouth.

'This is not a holdup. I've been a computer geek so long I've forgotten how to talk.'

"So. . . what's your work name do you the weather, isn't it?"