Cheerful Yawner Gifts

A man cheers

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

Instant art

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"Yawning is contagious. If he starts, zap him with the laser pointer immediately!"

I can't stop yawning, either. Clams.

Yawning is contagious.

What a night. I slept like a baby. I thought you had insomnia. My doctor gave me Slumberesta, the new sleeping pill. That stuff really works? Puts your right down. Even for an unsuspecting old lady jacked up on caffeine. Huh? Zzz. I must be really boring.

'Second childhood menu, please!'

"This is our special isolation ward. You know how contagious yawning is..."

'Time's up, chuckles.'

'The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious yawning.'

Merry and Bright!

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

'I'm sorry, Miller, but we have to let you go. Your relentless 'can-do' optimism is driving us all nuts.' 'I'm bowled over! Thanks for this exciting new opportunity, chief!' 'You're welcome. I'm sure you'll make us all very proud of you.'

Musical Sketches - The orchestra during the performance of a tragedy

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

'Dang! -- STILL no lifetime achievement award!'

'Yes, spring fever is contagious. It's spread through yawning.'

'I warned you stamp collecting is a dangerous hobby, especially when your jaw keeps locking in a yawn.'

'Happy New Year.'

"I told him stamp collecting is a dangerous hobby. His jaw got locked in a yawn."

Aging Magazines

Doing the washing up.

Hiker yawns after seeing hole in a tree that resembles a yawning mouth.