Yawn Sharer Pillows

'Yes, spring fever is contagious. It's spread through yawning.'

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

A man cheers

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'What do you mean, our marriage license has expired?'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

"Yawning is contagious. If he starts, zap him with the laser pointer immediately!"

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Yawn

The party, after you left

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

'She blogged her first word today.'

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

"We'll you're never gonna get it."

Woolverine.

"Anything for the weekend?"

"...and so I left Wall Street and made a killing in poetry."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

Yawning is contagious.

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

Just the usual, thanks.

'OK that's ten pieces of silver each, except for Judas...you had the Greek salad and the cheese platter, so you owe thirty pieces of silver.'