Kayaking Enthusiast Gifts

Dog relieving itself on a desert island.

"You know what, I hate speedboat and jetski riders, but I like kayakers..."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Modern kite for wind energy.

'Slip Ahoy!'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The First Kite

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

Canadian Canoe.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Love At First Shock

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'