Kayaking Gifts

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

Kanoe/Cayak.

"Oh, I forget to deposit my paycheck. Can you stop by a river bank?"

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

Man putting crocodile into canoe/kayak roofrack.

The Lewis and Clerk Expedition.

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

Canoe.

'It's Darwin's only chance to practice when he's in the city.'

Kayaker Meets Sea Monster

'I want my old job back. I know it won't be easy. Before I left I burned a lot of bridges.'

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

'Cup match or not, Sir, you'll just have to cancel this afternoon's game . . .'

'How'm I doin'?'

Two men carry kayak to river and return with no heads.

How to read a modern roof rack.

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'Typical... biggest fish I've ever landed and I've no keep-net!'

"Is there something you're not telling me?"

Whale Weightlifting

"Didn't we meet at the London Olympics or was it Beijing?"

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

"Um, you're supposed to practice rolling the kayak in the water!"

"So is this what they mean by 'High Adventure'."

"You know what, I hate speedboat and jetski riders, but I like kayakers..."

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

Boating trip