Kayaking King Or Queen Gifts

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"Surprise!"

TV jester.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Canadian Canoe.

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

'Wow, that really was concentrated dish soap.'

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

River Source

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'

The Lewis and Clerk Expedition.