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'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"Surprise!"

TV jester.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Canadian Canoe.

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

Madonna.

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

'Egrets...I've had a few...'

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

'Wow, that really was concentrated dish soap.'

River Source

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'