Kale King Or Queen T-Shirts

'You are what you eat!'

Any time is cake o'clock

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Tina Turner

'What are you eating now?'

'Needs more kale.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

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Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'

"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."

"I didn't smoke, drank in moderation, exercised, ate kale, and yet, here I am."

'With 4 grandparents, 6 aunts, and 5 cousins to kiss, I gotta tell ya, I'm just going through the motions.'

'You're more than just a piece of meat to me!'

Eric didn't know it yet, but he was about to fall in love with creamed kale.

"I wonder if we'll still have to eat kale this summer."

'It's a realistic sports game! The object is to sign the biggest endorsement contract.'