Charcoal King Or Queen T-Shirts

Any time is cake o'clock

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Surprise!"

"Take me to your Larder!"

TV jester.

'You've made a powerful enemy'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Sweet surprise.

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

An angry barbecue.

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Buns Of Veal.

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

'Big advantage!!'

Academy.

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

'So let me get this straight. Instead of our kingdom we now just have a horse?'

Cats, always on the lookout for new recruits.

'You are what you eat!'

King and Queen in Bathrobes

'It's a realistic sports game! The object is to sign the biggest endorsement contract.'

"Don't tell me you're JEALOUS,darling?"

"It's 'Toad in the charcoal'."

Royal Fridge Magnet

'Just be patient, will you? — our compuer is down.'

'I can't believe you hired your National Security Advisor from Cratg's List!'

AnneMarie was convinced that her car had mysteriously shrunk while she was shopping.

"So what are you going to do with all this time you've saved?"