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'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Take me to your Larder!"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Sweet surprise.

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

'I'm a star!'

The secret lives of household things.

Lazy Rower.

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

Get a Life

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

The new fall content.

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

Chillaxing!

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

"I've seen it performed many times, but I can't remember ever sleeping through it so peacefully."

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