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"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"The couch hates me Jane!"

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

The sofa freshly made up...

Lazy Rower.

My comfort zone

Get a Life

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"Maybe this will make you less of a jerk!"

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'We added on to the couch.'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

Chillaxing!

"She died doing what she loved."

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

Refrigerator for the really lazy