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'He played every minute of three football matches on TV today.'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'She'll never look for me here.'

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"The couch hates me Jane!"

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

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'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

My comfort zone

'Mother will catch you!'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

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-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

The weight of winning gold.

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Flexible working

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Bernard Hinault

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, open sesame!"

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Born to play ball.

Concerned mother mistaking cricke pads for swollen legs

Making Things Pleasant.

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'