Sofa Sportsman Pillows

'He played every minute of three football matches on TV today.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'She'll never look for me here.'

"The couch hates me Jane!"

Inflatable Duck Boat

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

My comfort zone

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Mother will catch you!'

The new fall content.

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

The weight of winning gold.

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Bernard Hinault

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, open sesame!"

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

Concerned mother mistaking cricke pads for swollen legs

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

Making Things Pleasant.

'We added on to the couch.'

Born to play ball.