Sofa Strategist Pillows

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."

'Of course there's a solution - buy a three seater settee.'

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"I can't decide whether to get upset and wake him up... or wait and see if it works!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

The sofa freshly made up...

My comfort zone

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

Wearing all black

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

Chillaxing!

"She died doing what she loved."

'We added on to the couch.'

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

Plein Air Painting: Quarantine Edition

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."