Sofa Seeker Pillows

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

My comfort zone

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Chillaxing!

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

'We added on to the couch.'

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

4 x 4s - buy one, get one free.

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'

"OK, I'll let you in, but remember: If you scratch it, you buy it!"

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."

'Of course there's a solution - buy a three seater settee.'

"So, what are you folks looking for in a new car?"