Sofa Savior Pillows

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"The couch hates me Jane!"

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"Is this about your raise?"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

The sofa freshly made up...

My comfort zone

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

Flexible working

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'We added on to the couch.'

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"She died doing what she loved."

Chillaxing!

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

Plein Air Painting: Quarantine Edition

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

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