Sofa Savior Pillows

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"Is this about your raise?"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

The sofa freshly made up...

My comfort zone

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Chillaxing!

"She died doing what she loved."

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

'We added on to the couch.'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

Plein Air Painting: Quarantine Edition

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'