Sofa Supporter Pillows

"I just now dreamed I was in bed watching TV."

"I came to a sports doctor because I fell off the sofa cheering for a 'March Madness' basketball team."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"The couch hates me Jane!"

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

My comfort zone

Crocodile Shoes

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Flexible working

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Give Sleep a Chance

Beard, socks and sandals.

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

Chillaxing!

'We added on to the couch.'

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

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