Sofa Supporter Pillows

"I just now dreamed I was in bed watching TV."

"I came to a sports doctor because I fell off the sofa cheering for a 'March Madness' basketball team."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"The couch hates me Jane!"

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

My comfort zone

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

Crocodile Shoes

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Beard, socks and sandals.

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

'We added on to the couch.'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

Chillaxing!

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'