Sofa Admirers Pillows

"OK, I'll let you in, but remember: If you scratch it, you buy it!"

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

The sofa freshly made up...

My comfort zone

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

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"She died doing what she loved."

Chillaxing!

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

Cot.

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

'We added on to the couch.'

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

"Is your new boyfriend sleep-friendly?"

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

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"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'

'Try them on HERE before you buy online.'

'He wouldn't let go of his chair.'

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'

Bulltoon: Bull dozer!