Sofa Admirers Pillows

"OK, I'll let you in, but remember: If you scratch it, you buy it!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

The sofa freshly made up...

My comfort zone

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

Chillaxing!

Cot.

"She died doing what she loved."

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

Arctic Caravan Breaks

'We added on to the couch.'

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"Is your new boyfriend sleep-friendly?"

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

'Try them on HERE before you buy online.'

'He wouldn't let go of his chair.'

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'

Bulltoon: Bull dozer!

"I came to a sports doctor because I fell off the sofa cheering for a 'March Madness' basketball team."