Sofa Enthusiasts Pillows

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"Man's best friends."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

The Common Sutra.

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

The sofa freshly made up...

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

'Doctor, I'm tired all the time.'

Eventual Motion Machine

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Flexible working

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'When I said getting more sleep would help reduce stress I meant AT HOME!'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

Cot.

Chillaxing!

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

Hibernation Clock.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'It's come to my attention that you haven't been sleeping on the job.'