Sofa Lounging Aficionado Pillows

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Happy Brithday

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

"Hey Google, describe the view."

The new fall content.

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

Easy Listening for lazy people.

Comfort zone

"We had hoped the staff lounge would inspire more productivity."

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

Chillaxing!

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

'Let me know if you are uncomfortable.' (cat on owner's head)

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'

"Oh look at me... still wearing my P.Js!"

"OK, I'll let you in, but remember: If you scratch it, you buy it!"

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

'Good. The new chairs for our staff canteen.'

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."