Sofa Lounging Master Pillows

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Big screen TV.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Lounging by the pool

Sunbathing in the park

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

The Martini is invented.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"You are still here."

Unconditional Loveseat

Contented man and cat sleeping

"I'm having a pajama day."

Chillaxing!

How the goat got square eyes.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."