Master Of Sofa Lounging Pillows

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"The couch hates me Jane!"

Chillaxing!

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Happy Brithday

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

The new fall content.

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

Chillaxing!

"We had hoped the staff lounge would inspire more productivity."

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

'The long winters really have an effect on Greg's mood.'

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

'Let me know if you are uncomfortable.' (cat on owner's head)

"I remember when you used to hold a scepter instead of that remote."

'Actually on a molecular level, I'm quite active.'

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

Cash for Clunkers.

Pipe Smoker

'He made that sofa himself, the last thing he ever made!'

'Leonard has hidden qualities, and they're best LEFT hidden.'

'I hadn't realised we were such a sofa loving nation.'

"Lying down and sleeping all day is a privilege of cats."

I'm sure Speckles will let you back on the sofa it you apologise to her