Master Of Sofa Lounging Pillows

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"The couch hates me Jane!"

Chillaxing!

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Happy Brithday

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

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"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

"We had hoped the staff lounge would inspire more productivity."

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

Chillaxing!

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

'Let me know if you are uncomfortable.' (cat on owner's head)

"I remember when you used to hold a scepter instead of that remote."

'Actually on a molecular level, I'm quite active.'

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

'I hadn't realised we were such a sofa loving nation.'

"Lying down and sleeping all day is a privilege of cats."

Pipe Smoker

'He made that sofa himself, the last thing he ever made!'

'Leonard has hidden qualities, and they're best LEFT hidden.'

I'm sure Speckles will let you back on the sofa it you apologise to her

"I'm not gaining weight - I'm watching TV in a smaller room."