Master Of Lounging Pillows

'Actually on a molecular level, I'm quite active.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Chillaxing!

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

How the goat got square eyes.

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Couch Potatoes

Relaxing on a sofa

Happy Brithday

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

Working from home to-do list.

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"Actually, I'm on vacation, but I enjoy spending it here watching everybody else sweat."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'Come back and get me about noon.'

It started with elasticated trousers and daytime TV...

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

'You should enter the rhythmic breathing Olympics!'