Leisure Master Pillows

"Sloth!"

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

Man struggling to row,

'Come back and get me about noon.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

On holiday.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Stairlift around cliff face.

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Problem Solving

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Well Earned Vacation"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

Happy Retirement

How the goat got square eyes.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Table tennis.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."