Leisure Master Gifts

"Sloth!"

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

Man struggling to row,

'Come back and get me about noon.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

On holiday.

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Stairlift around cliff face.

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Well Earned Vacation"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Problem Solving

Ultra-lazy sloth

Happy Retirement

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

Table tennis.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

How the goat got square eyes.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."