Master Of Relaxation Gifts

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

'When he shifts gears... it's always into park.'

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

"He spends all day sitting, so the last thing he wants to do when he comes home is do anything else."

"He can't come to to the phone - he's sleeping the sleep of the just-can't-be-bothered."

"Uh, it's the funniest thing honey... None of my power tools seem to work! I guess those projects will have to wait..."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Surfing the daily stress

Fight or Flight

Lazy Octopus

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

American Idle.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

My God, I need to fart.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'