Relaxation Maestro Gifts

'You should enter the rhythmic breathing Olympics!'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Guru.

Music producers.

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

How the goat got square eyes.

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

Computer Music

Relaxing on a sofa

"We can't agree on a size."

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"This isn't a bad time to be out of touch with reality."

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'I think he is a composer.'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

It started with elasticated trousers and daytime TV...

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"Cool game!"

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"Here goes nothing."