Relaxation Maestro Gifts

'You should enter the rhythmic breathing Olympics!'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Guru.

Music producers.

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

How the goat got square eyes.

Relaxing on a sofa

Computer Music

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

"We can't agree on a size."

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

"This isn't a bad time to be out of touch with reality."

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'I think he is a composer.'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

It started with elasticated trousers and daytime TV...

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

"Cool game!"

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

"I pick up most of my wisdom from celebrity interviews.'

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'