Mind Relaxation Maestro Gifts

"You said this would help with my stress. When's the foot rub start?"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Fight or Flight

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Meditation

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Showoff"

Guru.

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

How the goat got square eyes.

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

"Yes, it's sort of a yearning disability."

Relaxing on a sofa

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'Grief counselling'

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"