Relaxation Master Gifts

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

Slow News Day

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Hasta manana.

Relaxed goalkeeper saves ball.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

At The Turkish Bath

Bath tsunami...

How the goat got square eyes.

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

Arthur maintains a sense of equanimity not matter what the world situation. Mind you, the Botox helps.

"I can't be bothered to do nothing, I'm just going to let it happen."

'The person you called may be toying with the olive in her cocktail, please try again later.'

'Leonard never puts off till tomorrow what he can drink today.'

Relaxing on a sofa

"The trouble is with skiving, you never know when you're finished."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

'What does he do for a living? Well, he breathes!'

It started with elasticated trousers and daytime TV...

Bob found exercise very tiring so he decided not to do any.

'I'm glad to see you had no problems transitioning from the lazy days of spring, to the lazy days of summer.'

"Listen, son...school is important and I expect...no I demand that you try your best. This family believes in the value of education, hard work, career success...and a good night's sleep."

'How's your self-improvement program coming?'

Wife about hubby: 'He's all woogie, no boogie.'

"I didn't get anything done today."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Your brain on the couch vs. your brain on exercise.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'