Relaxation Mentor Gifts

"Can I call you back? I have to teach my child how to relax at home."

Self help acupuncture

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

Lazy Octopus

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

What else is there to wish for?

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

My God, I need to fart.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."