Relaxation Advocate Gifts

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Ralph,you've got to relax.'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

If not completely satisfied, loosen up a little!'

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

'I appreciate the calmness it would bring, I just have trouble letting go..'

''Hard work and dedication' - is that the best success formula you can come up with?'

'Sometimes his brain overheats and he needs to cool down with a little bubble time.'

"...We've had some complaints about your work habits lately."

'What's my retirement goal? DOING NOTHING is my retirement goal!'

Things To Do Today; 1. Procrastinate

"I don't understand, he left for work an hour ago."

"I don't want anyone thinking they can stop and smell the flowers."

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

"Better get off the burner. Mom said dad's coming home and he wants to blow off some steam."

Laziness

When questioned about the 'respect' agenda the 'respect czar' said we should **** have a few beers and *****lighten up!

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

"If I don't do something about my work/life balance I've no chance of finishing my Netflix watch list."

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

The bull who chose not to run at Pamplona.

"You father's a nap just waiting to happen."

"Did you hear about the recreation consultant the company hired? She's going to teach us how to relax, have fun and balance work with play."

"I realized it was mostly because of peer-pressure that I was working so hard: Now, I don't care what they think and take it easy..."

Life didn't pass me by --- I just refused to keep up!

Mmm � Massage. Facial. Body wrap. Stretching. Good work! I'm blissed out and ready for � aerobics.

Tattoo Parlor. Francine said to change "wild and crazy" to "mild and lazy."

Speed bumps in life are less disruptive when you aren't on the fast track!

Self help acupuncture

Creative napping

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"