Advocate Of Leisure Gifts

'I don't know if there's a word for it, but it's the opposite of multitasking.'

Self help acupuncture

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Happy Retirement

How the goat got square eyes.

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"We need to walk."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

Creative napping

Feathered frenzy

Reserved Parking

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

Eventual Motion Machine

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Employment Dept. Fill Out Job Applications Here. This application form has too much space for "work experience" and not enough for "leisure activities."

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

Friday: Permanent Vacation

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

"I don't want anyone thinking they can stop and smell the flowers."

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

"I do what I love, so I never work a day in my life."

Old man in rocking chair playing golf