Advocate Of Fun Gifts

"Go out and play, Norman—it's your job."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'What's play?'

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

The Camp, Pt. 1

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Very good Carter, but when you said you wanted to show us your Powerpoint we assumed you meant presentation!"

Clive Anderson

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

'Your positive review is at risk.'

"You're hired! We need someone like you to encourage humor in the workplace."

The stilt walkers union on strike

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

Laugh break

"I told you negotiations would be more fun without a battery of lawyers."

Bicycle Race in office.

'Tell him there's no such thing as the abominable snowman.'

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

'Hey, you two! Stop that.'

'It's a part of my childhood. After years of neglect, I've decided to recapture it.'

'What's a knee like yours doing in a joint like this?'

"There will be plenty of time for playing after you get into college."

"You should really wear a hat."

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

"I told you not to bump your sister so hard"

Otter Tattoos

"Yes there is an office costume party. Just not today?"

'I swear, one of these days I'm going to win one!'

The Hokey Cokey Dance Club with desk boxes - 'In', 'Out', 'Shake it all about'.

"When I suggested to corporate that we make our meetings more fun, I was hoping for more than just holding them in a sandbox."

'We've turned guessing the percentage hike in our gas bills into a game for all the family.'

"I'm an athlete the way Buzzy here is an apex predator."

"Instead of telling you what happens when you don't wear sunscreen, just look at your dad."

'I'm doing my bit to develop a global response as part of Fonterra's infant formula risk management strategy.'