Advocate Of Fun Gifts

"Go out and play, Norman—it's your job."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'What's play?'

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

The Camp, Pt. 1

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Clive Anderson

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

"You're hired! We need someone like you to encourage humor in the workplace."

'Your positive review is at risk.'

Laugh break

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

The stilt walkers union on strike

"I told you negotiations would be more fun without a battery of lawyers."

Bicycle Race in office.

'Tell him there's no such thing as the abominable snowman.'

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

'Hey, you two! Stop that.'

'It's a part of my childhood. After years of neglect, I've decided to recapture it.'

'What's a knee like yours doing in a joint like this?'

"There will be plenty of time for playing after you get into college."

"You should really wear a hat."

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

"I told you not to bump your sister so hard"

"When I suggested to corporate that we make our meetings more fun, I was hoping for more than just holding them in a sandbox."

'I swear, one of these days I'm going to win one!'

The Hokey Cokey Dance Club with desk boxes - 'In', 'Out', 'Shake it all about'.

Otter Tattoos

'We've turned guessing the percentage hike in our gas bills into a game for all the family.'

Born to Potter.

"I'm an athlete the way Buzzy here is an apex predator."

"Instead of telling you what happens when you don't wear sunscreen, just look at your dad."