Simple Fun Advocate Gifts

'Hello? Hello? Can you hear me?'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"They're comfortable."

'What's play?'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Boys Cooking

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

'Business or pleasure?'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

The End of Summer.

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

Students renaming 'in' and 'out' trays with 'shake it all about'.

"Your father has big shoes to fill!"

'Forget it, Jeb. This see-saw is broken.'

Children playing hopscotch wrong.

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

Spice up your life

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

All work and no play.

'A grass box for the children is a wonderful idea.'

'George is a bit of a kidult, really>'

"Go out and play, Norman—it's your job."