Simple Fun Advocate Gifts

'Hello? Hello? Can you hear me?'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"They're comfortable."

'What's play?'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

'Business or pleasure?'

Boys Cooking

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

"Your father has big shoes to fill!"

Students renaming 'in' and 'out' trays with 'shake it all about'.

The End of Summer.

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

'Forget it, Jeb. This see-saw is broken.'

Children playing hopscotch wrong.

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

Jim found a way to make some extra cash on days when there was no work.

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

Spice up your life

'George is a bit of a kidult, really>'

All work and no play.

Well, here it comes, one final indignity.