Leisure Over Work Advocate Gifts

I'd rather be bowling.

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

'As a CEO, I stand up for our rights. You've got the right to work 17 hours a day and if you don't do it, I've got the right to fire you.'

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

"He gets his best ideas that way."

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

'Time to leave your comfort zone, Hoskins.'

The Camp, Pt. 1

"I finally found a stress ball adequate for my role."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"We need to walk."

"It's bad. He's not even responding to my emails."

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

"It's his dream job ... "

"Very good Carter, but when you said you wanted to show us your Powerpoint we assumed you meant presentation!"

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

"Your dad says he's sorry. . . he'll be late for Christmas. He got hung up at work, again."

Odd Spas

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'Harland has never been away from his Blackberry this long.'

'Dr. McWit doesn't believe in working more than 27.'

Filing Trays.

"Your wife's on the phone...."

"I think, Hayward, one can just slow down and still smell the roses."

'Management is very concerned about 'work life' balance, particularly where back room staff are concerned...We think you give too much, you need to get your lives back.'