Advocate For Work-life Balance Gifts

'We've decided as part of our 'pastoral care' package to introduce 24 hour 'on call' for staff.'

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"Your husband has finally learned to delegate...."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

'Not here - home!'

'As a CEO, I stand up for our rights. You've got the right to work 17 hours a day and if you don't do it, I've got the right to fire you.'

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

Balancing Family and Work

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

"He gets his best ideas that way."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"