Work-life Balance Advocates Gifts

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

"We've hiked associate pay substantially, and we will of course need something in return..."

'It's vital that we get our news staff care protocols written up and distributed!' We have to make sure the staff are reassured that management is taking the issue of stress and overwork SERIOUSLY.'

Bring our daughters to work day.

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Where your mind & battle are los

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

Golfing Boss

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Work Parfait

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"At this office no two days are different."

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Born In Captivity.

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"