Work-life Balance Warriors Gifts

"What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding..." "AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week"

'Unfortunately my staff are now all working flexitime.'

"Yes, we have a family leave plan. We'll work you so many hours your family will leave you."

"I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you, Ahab!"

“... next do the living room and then take out the garbage and after that ...” / “I don’t think this was in my contract.”

"The computers are fine, the staff has crashed."

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

'Not here - home!'

'You've got a very stressful job, right? You're blood group black, no milk and three pieces of sugar.'

'Must you always bring your work home with you?!'

"Don't hesitate to tell me if you feel overwhelmed."

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Where your mind & battle are los

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Golfing Boss

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Work Parfait

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."