Work-life Balance Advocate Gifts

"You're doing a great job as a corporate psychiatrist, but would you please keep your hands off the workaholics."

'When I said getting more sleep would help reduce stress I meant AT HOME!'

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'No calls for an hour, Ms Jones. I'm resting on my laurels.'

I enjoy my job, that's why I'm saving some for tomorrow.

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

'Looks like a white flag.'

"Sure, you can have the day off, and the next day, the next day..."

"I think you misunderstood our new work from home policy-- you work eight hours here at the office, then you get to take your work home with you."

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

"It's his dream job ... "

'Inside healer'

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Staff Morale.

'Early Retiree, endangered species'

"Boy, when I grow up, they'll never coop men up in a cubicle again!"

"The consultant recommends we sleep on it."

"When I said you could bring your problems to me at anytime - I meant at the office."

Simply climbing the ladder of success wasn't fulfilling out corporate wellness goals.

'Pretend to think.'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

"Mrs. Crenshaw, please bring up a picture of a family for my desk.'"

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

'Geez, what's it's been, Gary? Six months?'

"It's bad. He's not even responding to my emails."

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"Workaholics"

'Phil does the work of three people around here.'

"I finally found a stress ball adequate for my role."

'Harland has never been away from his Blackberry this long.'

'You're the only one in the office who is not suffering from a stress related disease, why not?'

'Sir, your mother called to say that she no longer cares if you don't call.'

"I let you work 70 hours a week but why should I give you a raise? You don't have enough free time to spend the money anyway!"