Work-life Balance Advocate Prints

"You're doing a great job as a corporate psychiatrist, but would you please keep your hands off the workaholics."

'When I said getting more sleep would help reduce stress I meant AT HOME!'

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'No calls for an hour, Ms Jones. I'm resting on my laurels.'

I enjoy my job, that's why I'm saving some for tomorrow.

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

"Sure, you can have the day off, and the next day, the next day..."

'Looks like a white flag.'

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

Staff Morale.

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'Inside healer'

"It's his dream job ... "

"I think you misunderstood our new work from home policy-- you work eight hours here at the office, then you get to take your work home with you."

"Workaholics"

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

'Phil does the work of three people around here.'

"It's bad. He's not even responding to my emails."

'Geez, what's it's been, Gary? Six months?'

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

"Mrs. Crenshaw, please bring up a picture of a family for my desk.'"

'Early Retiree, endangered species'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'Pretend to think.'

Simply climbing the ladder of success wasn't fulfilling out corporate wellness goals.

"When I said you could bring your problems to me at anytime - I meant at the office."

"The consultant recommends we sleep on it."

"Boy, when I grow up, they'll never coop men up in a cubicle again!"

"How many times do I have to tell, you, don't call me at work!"

"I think, Hayward, one can just slow down and still smell the roses."

"I didn't call a masseuse but if one Happens by send her right in."

"The pay is low but the couch is comfy."

"I finally found a stress ball adequate for my role."