Work-life Balance Champion Prints

' ... and finally, the union contract includes five minutes a day for you to smell the roses.'

"Sure boss, I'll think outside the box, but it's going to be about happy hour."

"Complaints are down, naps are up."

"You can't take off from work to go fishing unless you take me with you."

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

Employers: Workers, toil until death!

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Golfing Boss

Work Parfait

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Born In Captivity.

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Time for vacation, time for work.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Office pics on dinner table.