Work-life Balance Warrior Prints

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Youngsters these days are spoilt,apart from the triple-bypass,five divorces,4 estranged children and cirrhosis working 80 hours a week never did me any harm."

Balancing Family and Work

"I could really get ahead at my two jobs if it weren't for that five letter vice I crave...SLEEP."

"You've been a valued employee, Tomkins. And to show my appreciation, I'm allowing you to take an extra 5 minutes at lunch today."

"So...apart from a new contract, less bureaucracy and reduced workloads is there anything else you want?"

"Wake up Harper, it's five o'clock -I don't want you putting in for overtime."

"Sometimes I worry about my work-life balance."

'Don't worry, guys, the company daycare will be ready to open in less than a month.'

Workaholic loses his wife

'Of course the Smiths have more than we do. His wife works.'

'I'm on it.'

'We're hoping to employ a workaholic for whom job-satisfaction is reward enough.'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"I'm just following up on that email."

'Must you take your work home with you?'

'I'm sorry I made you stay up all night working unpaid on my apology for slavery speech.'

"I just don't understand why our retention rates are so poor. . .we give staff challenging, important work."

"I'm your best friend, not your employee. I don't need an appointment to see you."

"Word is that since we increased your case load, you've been living at the office."

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"This is OUTRAGEOUS. It says that GPs are working 80 hours a WEEK!"

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

"Morning Melissa, we have new messages!"

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

Corporate Gym

'Take ten days off work.'

'Slow down, Jim, You're eating your phone and barking into your burger.'

'Workaholics 3 week workshop'

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

'Well, I guess there's another burnt out employee, call H.R., Miss Higgins!'

"We want you to be passionage about your job even if it sucks the life out of you."

"I don't think we can put off dealing with 'presenteeism' any longer."