Leisure Life Advocate Gifts

'Who knew we would be trend setters?'

Self help acupuncture

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'It's going to be a vegan.'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"We need to walk."

"You're too sedentary."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

Creative napping

Work Out.

Eventual Motion Machine

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

Cyclist

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."