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'Who knew we would be trend setters?'

Self help acupuncture

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'It's going to be a vegan.'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

Creative napping

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Work Out.

Eventual Motion Machine

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

Cyclist

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'