Master Relaxer Gifts

Lazy dog.

His entire life was about balance.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

American Idle.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Chillaxing!

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

How the goat got square eyes.

Relaxing on a sofa

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I like what I do but I love what I don't do.'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

It started with elasticated trousers and daytime TV...

'But I feel quite healthy.'

'You should enter the rhythmic breathing Olympics!'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.